Daily Archives: August 7, 2010

I Hate You, David Archuleta: Declaration of Annulment

Fan Love Series #5
Archived TDC Poem by Ronaldsf (6/29/09)

I hate you, David Archuleta,
For this affliction you’ve given me.
I’d rather have swine flu or salmonella
Than suffer from this ODD.

I used to have a life, you see,
But when I saw you on TV
Flirting with some melody,
I knew that was the end of me.

I had no choice—your lack of guile,
Your soulful voice and gleaming smile
Had me transfixed. Who is this kid?
And that’s when ODD done me did.

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