Daily Archives: August 7, 2010
Fan Love Series #5
Archived TDC Poem by Ronaldsf (6/29/09)
I hate you, David Archuleta,
For this affliction you’ve given me.
I’d rather have swine flu or salmonella
Than suffer from this ODD.
I used to have a life, you see,
But when I saw you on TV
Flirting with some melody,
I knew that was the end of me.
I had no choice—your lack of guile,
Your soulful voice and gleaming smile
Had me transfixed. Who is this kid?
And that’s when ODD done me did.