Daily Archives: March 18, 2010

Bring On the Cheese (& Macaroni): Or Mozzarella, Take Your Pick

No one NO WHERE should ever, ever, EVER!!!! complain about David being “cheesy” or “boring” or whatever it is he gets flak for because he can sing a ballad like nobody’s business.

And that’s just it, folks! He can SING!!


Which is more than I can say for certain “current” pop music artists out at the moment… Oy veh!

I made the unfortunate mistake of tuning in 10 minutes before the AI results show was over (next time, I’ll be sure to tune in 5 minutes before since I only wanted to see who got voted off this week). Because I tuned in 10 minutes before the show’s end, I was thereby subjected to the most hideous, atrocious, unholiest, crappiest, SUCKTASTIC piece of filth I had ever seen on my tele.

That’s right. Some chick going by the name of Ke$ha performed on AI the most ridiculous song I have ever heard, which is titled “Blah Blah Blah.”  You’ve got to be kidding!

And not only was the song RIDICULOUS, but she looked RIDICULOUS (channeling Lady Gaga, aren’t we? Except, you know, Lady Gaga has some genuine music talent, and she’s inspired by real provocateurs a la Grace Jones, Prince, and the like – does this Ke$ha even know music from before the year 2000?).  And she sounded ten times worse than she looked!

Is this what popular music has come to? I mean, how do you even DANCE to such a tuneless, rhythmless, melody-lacking song like that? (I refuse to imagine my college students dancing to that crap at the clubs – I mean, there’s no beat to stick to).


If that is the state of popular music right now, I’m starting to get a better sense of what it is David might be objecting to and why he all of a sudden must defend himself with “cheese.”

David, baby, give me cheesy music any day!  It’s certainly better than … than… I don’t even know what to call what I heard on my TV tonight.  

It’s many things, but MUSIC it ain’t!

Oh. My. Heck.  

Can David save the music industry from itself? Somebody needs to!