SexyBack and Archuthighs: Who’s Noticing?
Our David is growing up! And in all the right places too!
If you’ve been paying attention in Archuworld, you’ll realize that others are just discovering what we’ve been noticing since David whipped out those jeans. He’s literally bringing “Sexy Back,” not to mention those incredibly incredible Archuthighs. Everyone from Tabloid Prodigy to Perez Hilton are now weighing in on David’s endowments since his performance with Jordin Sparks at last weekend’s Sparks Experience in Miami during Super Bowl Week. All I have to say is: where have you all been? Are you just now noticing? Pfft!
After my first glimpse of my beloved two years ago this month – when he was singing “Heaven” during Hollywood Week on AI – after I purred, “Helloooo, Gorgeous!” at my screen, and right after having heart palpitations when he sang the first few notes on this song – I subconsciously registered, “Damn, what big thighs you’ve got!”
Later that season, during his homecoming in Utah, David walked up some steps onto a stage when he visited his high school. The Fox TV cameras followed him from behind to give us a full view, and although David was wearing a long hooded grey sweater, there was still enough of a glimpse to observe: “Awww, David’s got a cute little tush, doesn’t he?” I do believe it was around this time that Idol Forums included a thread titled “David Has a Nice Butt!!” or words to that effect.
So, now that our bb is growing up, working out, and filling out, the big question is: When are we going to get somebody sensible on Team David to properly market his sexiness? I mean, somebody professional needs to take control ’cause David’s too shy to consciously amplify this image, and do I really need to remind you about who’s on his team? If they can’t even update his bio in the Sparks Experience program on his current music career, are they going to update his sex appeal? Puh-lease!
Here’s hoping David gets somebody with a “Queer Eye” who knows how to market to a wide range of audiences and bring out the swag and the thighs and the other …ahem… endowments: from some real killer jeans to some new choreographed moves to amplify the ArchuWalk (swoon). When you consider so many folks in the industry have to do major makeovers, here they’ve got the Voice and Heart of an Angel attached to the Face of Adonis and the Body of an Olympian God… GAH! This isn’t hard… Get to it, TeDA!
I mean, as of now, folks are asking questions and gently pointing out the obvious. With some more polish, we mere mortals shouldn’t be asking obvious questions and subtly observing things. We should be gobsmacked and knocked out on the floor!
Well, all in due time, I’m sure. 😉 And, I must say, as a fan base, we’ve come a long way. Remember how we used to have verbal fights over what was “appropriate” to discuss about David and what wasn’t? Ah, how quaint we were, as Arch Angels, having to convince ourselves that it was okay to acknowledge, let alone gush like schoolgirls, that David in all his youth was all kinds of sexy. It’s a good thing he’s so devout. Otherwise, he would have been fair game a looooong time ago if he weren’t.
Not that we Archies are all grown up. Just the other day, I saw a post on a popular David fansite warning him to “avert his eyes” because he appeared in a photo with one of his songwriters, who wore a low-cut blouse. Since she didn’t seem all that exposed, it took everything in me to ignore the post rather than comment, “David is growing up, and so should you!” But I let it go and just rolled my eyes.
So, now that it won’t be long before the rest of the world notices what we’ve known all along, here’s hoping for fruitful, honest, and intriguing (as opposed to puerile or vulgar) conversations about David’s undeniable sex appeal. One can always hope.